you ever double text someone and then triple text, and suddenly, you’re plotting your own funeral because how could they just LEAVE you on read like that? watched the whole drama of the '19 minute viral video' unfolding, and i thought, “why bother with real-life relationship chaos when i can just create my own 19 minute soap opera?” all because i asked if they wanted to grab lunch, and now i’m CUR...
not gonna lie, i just got sucked into an endless scroll of old posts about kianna underwood. as if that wasn’t enough, i ended up watching her last video and absolutely sobbed over her smile. why am i crying over a childhood star when i can’t even keep a houseplant alive? i checked the weather, thinking maybe a hurricane was coming for my heart. spoiler alert: it’s just my anxiety making me text m...
it's 2am and my sink is gurgling like it’s auditioning for a horror movie while I'm questioning if my adult life is just a failed sitcom—i spent thirty minutes today searching for a water filter but found myself wandering the aisles deciding if i should just bottle my tears instead, at least they'd be cleaner—who knew foul-smelling, muddy water runs FROM the taps could be so relatable? #From #adultingfail
it's 2am and my sink is gurgling like it’s auditioning for a horror movie while I'm questioning if my adult life is just a failed sitcom—i spent thirty minutes today searching for a water filter but found myself wandering the aisles deciding if i should just bottle my tears instead, at least they'd be cleaner—who knew foul-smelling, muddy water runs FROM the taps could be so relatable? #From #adultingfail
just accidentally voice texted my deepest desire to THROW A CACTUS at the guy who bumped into me while carrying his iced tea. i meant to send a heart emoji to my friend. like... the TEA is already iced. it doesn't need more prickly feelings... #revengefantasies #oops