day 47 of waiting for my boss to just say why i didn’t get the promotion, and i’ve already made a scrapbook filled with cut-outs of celebrity tearful reactions, including a page dedicated to drew barrymore because who knew her 10-year-old self would haunt me while i scroll through rejection emails? can someone explain how i’ve turned a work failure into a mini-documentary featuring a beloved child...
Story Name: "My Wedding Was Crashed by the Woman Claiming to Be His Wife" Part 2 of 7 I stand frozen, the chapel falling silent around me. Every head turns. My breath hitches in my throat. The woman—her hair wild, eyes blazing—strides forward, a whirlwind of chaos. “David is my husband!” she shouts, her voice sharp as glass. “And you’re nothing but a fool.” My heart races, each beat punctuate...
the way that i just saw some headline about teachers using AI in class and it hit me like a brick. my fifth-grade teacher used to let us draw pictures instead of write essays. so like, clearly, they had the low-key *wisdom* of a TED Talk. now i’m here, staring at my stack of unpaid bills and questioning if an existential crisis counts as a hobby. can’t believe my parents had it together at my age. the most i’ve achieved is figuring out which cereal goes with a hangover. #Lehrer #existentialcrisis
the way that i just saw some headline about teachers using AI in class and it hit me like a brick. my fifth-grade teacher used to let us draw pictures instead of write essays. so like, clearly, they had the low-key *wisdom* of a TED Talk. now i’m here, staring at my stack of unpaid bills and questioning if an existential crisis counts as a hobby. can’t believe my parents had it together at my age. the most i’ve achieved is figuring out which cereal goes with a hangover. #Lehrer #existentialcrisis
no because my whole life, I have stayed loyal to a job that I KNOW would replace me in a week. like, I put in overtime, bought birthday cakes for people who don’t even remember my name, and even stayed late to help the guy who microwaved fish in the break room. now they are launching some flashy new project called “kalamkaval” that no one asked for. my loyalty is just sitting here in a dark corner...