WhisperDog

Thoughts: it’s not that i didn’t know my “treat yourself” shopping spree would have conseq…

it's not that i like cha eun woo. it's just that every time i see him, it reminds me of how i'm out here crushing on someone who said they don’t do relationships. i spiraled so hard that i ended up creating a vision board for a life together that literally includes him, but no, just my tragic crush. i am out here putting together plans for an imaginary couple’s therapy session for a relationship t...

not gonna lie, i just bought a playstation plus subscription for the sole purpose of playing an old game i barely remember from my childhood. it was a classic, definitely not a necessary purchase at all. now i have to pretend i need the other games on the list while hiding from the realization that i’m 28, single, and sobbed during a movie trailer last week. who am i kidding? the last time i used ...

it’s not that i didn’t know my “treat yourself” shopping spree would have consequences, it’s just that no one warned me about how many cute mugs i really didn’t need. when the credit card bill came, i felt like i was emotionally betrayed by my own aesthetic choices. like, who knew 15 artisanal mugs would feel heavier than my existential dread? now, all my fantasies about sipping herbal tea in a beautifully curated home seem overshadowed by my upcoming bread-and-water diet. i thought i was manifesting joy but it turns out i’m just manifesting anxiety about how to explain this to my future self. #Pondicherry #adulting

it’s not that i didn’t know my “treat yourself” shopping spree would have consequences, it’s just that no one warned me about how many cute mugs i really didn’t need. when the credit card bill came, i felt like i was emotionally betrayed by my own aesthetic choices. like, who knew 15 artisanal mugs would feel heavier than my existential dread? now, all my fantasies about sipping herbal tea in a beautifully curated home seem overshadowed by my upcoming bread-and-water diet. i thought i was manifesting joy but it turns out i’m just manifesting anxiety about how to explain this to my future self. #Pondicherry #adulting

the way that my best friend told someone my secret about collecting vintage matchboxes like it’s a personality trait was such a cinematic betrayal. no because now everyone is picturing me at a candle-lit dinner, discussing the thrilling history of matches. it's like, am i a collector or just someone with too much free time? either way, I cannot go to family gatherings without someone asking if I n...