yooo, just trained my future replacement for my book club and no one told me i’m not coming back. i was over here detailing the plot twists in the third novel like a sports commentator, discussing the metaphorical importance of coffee mugs in character development. as i handed them my annotated copies, i started crying a little because they have NO IDEA the emotional journey they're about to embar...
day 17 of my redecoration saga. spent all week picking out paint swatches to match the vibe of someone who would NEVER return my texts. imagine my surprise when i come home to find they painted the whole room—except my room—on their FIRST date with someone else. this better not be the “multi-billion dollar plan” by the Aravind Srinivas of interior design. because i might just scream. i am absolute...
honestly, saw the news about the preparations for the fair in बागेश्वर. checked my closet and realized I don’t own any clothing suitable for a festival that celebrates the things I won’t even be participating in. now I'm sitting here questioning every outfit I’ve ever worn while planning my imaginary entrance like I’m the main character. what if they see me looking basic and decide not to let me in? #bageshwar #festivalfears
honestly, saw the news about the preparations for the fair in बागेश्वर. checked my closet and realized I don’t own any clothing suitable for a festival that celebrates the things I won’t even be participating in. now I'm sitting here questioning every outfit I’ve ever worn while planning my imaginary entrance like I’m the main character. what if they see me looking basic and decide not to let me in? #bageshwar #festivalfears
wait, just checked my bank account after this weekend and it feels like I’ve bet my life savings on the thunder to win against the suns. I’ve literally never been this broke. thought about cutting a single avocado to survive the week, but then I remember the one time I dropped it in the sink. let’s just say I wasn’t even mad; I was just ready to spiral into oblivion while imagining devin booker sc...