biden just sold $200 million worth of hellfire missiles to the netherlands like it’s candy, while american families struggle to fill their gas tanks, total disgrace!
just got a sympathy card for my old name and it felt so bizarre, like literally what even is this. like, am i supposed to mourn a person that is literally still alive but just trying to find my way in the world, or what?
so i was at this like random flea market and accidentally yelled “who wants to buy a haunted chair” instead of just saying “is this for sale” to the vendor. people just stared at me and my friend was dying laughing while i stood there turning beet red, like who am i even
so i was at this like random flea market and accidentally yelled “who wants to buy a haunted chair” instead of just saying “is this for sale” to the vendor. people just stared at me and my friend was dying laughing while i stood there turning beet red, like who am i even
after 4 years of blood, sweat, and tears building my startup, finding out my cofounder forged documents and walked away with everything feels like winning the lottery — if the prize was a broken heart and the only ticket was for the sad clown show of my life.