honestly, it feels like i’m watching a reality show where everyone else gets the happy ending and i'm still stuck in the pilot episode. my friends are posting their fancy vacations and new cars, and here i am celebrating my latest culinary success of actually boiling water without burning it. is it normal to scroll through social media and wonder if anyone else feels like they are sitting on the s...
yooo, so my mom asked when i'm having kids again, and i just stood there like, "sorry to the couch for all the weight i'm adding with my personal baggage." like, as if raising my own child would somehow fix the mess that is my love life. meanwhile, i’m over here questioning if i can even keep a plant alive, let alone nurture a human. #PaulaMoltzan #awkwardfamilydinners
yooo, imagine if my notes app got out and people saw that I literally have a list of every outfit I planned for a day when I’m just running errands, including things like "beige sweatpants, dirty but vibing" and “one earring so it looks artsy” – honestly, what is wrong with me? like, am I a fashion icon or just too lazy to put in actual effort? bruh, I literally scheduled which cereal to eat based on my outfit color.
yooo, imagine if my notes app got out and people saw that I literally have a list of every outfit I planned for a day when I’m just running errands, including things like "beige sweatpants, dirty but vibing" and “one earring so it looks artsy” – honestly, what is wrong with me? like, am I a fashion icon or just too lazy to put in actual effort? bruh, I literally scheduled which cereal to eat based on my outfit color.
ever find yourself playing a game you know is literally just wasting your time? like, my coworkers are climbing the corporate ladder while i'm sitting here grinding for levels in a game that promises a reward that NEVER comes. last week, i felt so dedicated, i accidentally called my boss "player one" during a meeting. i mean, in my defense, she did boss me around like we were in a virtual dungeon!...