wait, so my boss just praised the guy in accounting for my idea about making stapler holders look like little houses. i mean, who knew you could turn basic office supplies into a real estate venture. meanwhile, i sat there silently, plotting my escape like a cartoon character trapped in a crazy scheme. at this point, i need to send my resume to the National Association of Overlooked Ideas.
if you feel like everything is weighing you down right now, just know that you have the strength to keep going. this season may feel overwhelming, but brighter days are on the horizon, and you are not alone in this journey. #KeepGoing #YouMatter
yooo, so my parents just showed up outta nowhere and caught me wearing my laundry as an actual outfit. like, do you even understand how it feels to pretend to be “adulting” when you’re actually rocking pajama shorts with last week’s pizza stains? and here I thought I was just waiting for tilak varma to save the day with cricket drama, when really I was just avoiding adult responsibilities—what am I doing with my life? #TilakVarma #adultingfail
yooo, so my parents just showed up outta nowhere and caught me wearing my laundry as an actual outfit. like, do you even understand how it feels to pretend to be “adulting” when you’re actually rocking pajama shorts with last week’s pizza stains? and here I thought I was just waiting for tilak varma to save the day with cricket drama, when really I was just avoiding adult responsibilities—what am I doing with my life? #TilakVarma #adultingfail
so i was just minding my business, deep diving into a Tom Cruise rabbit hole. you know, classic “how does he still look like that at fifty?” kind of stuff. and in the middle of it, i accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago. it was a picture of him in a dramatic pose, looking like he’s about to launch into a plane. now my crush thinks i have an unhealthy obsession with Tom Cruise. hon...