it's 2am and i just finished scrolling through social media for the sixth time tonight—everyone else seems to be soaring, while i'm stuck watching from the sidelines. my manager just casually dropped that i should train my replacement, as if my life isn't in total disarray, with friends celebrating new homes and fresh cars while i'm here praying my old phone doesn't die on me. mac mcclung just got...
i sat there, eating stale samosas, while my aunty interrogated me about marriage. like, i don’t even have health insurance, let alone a soulmate. maybe i should just start charging for the awkward silences in my life. when mustafizur rahman got signed, my excitement felt more reliable than my dating life. at least he’s got a team. i’m here with only my cat for emotional support. #MustafizurRahmanL...
day 47 of scrolling through wedding announcements while nursing a lukewarm latte from a shop that just opened. it hits different seeing everyone couple up, when my last date with affection was me whispering sweet nothings to the barista about their foam art. just sent a heart emoji to a friend in our group chat, meant for my ex. now everyone's wondering why i’m suddenly heart-eyed about the next Brazilian match. you think that even love can have its red cards. i mean, how do you navigate heartbreak when the only thing that feels warm is this coffee? #BahiaVsFluminense #Heartbreak
day 47 of scrolling through wedding announcements while nursing a lukewarm latte from a shop that just opened. it hits different seeing everyone couple up, when my last date with affection was me whispering sweet nothings to the barista about their foam art. just sent a heart emoji to a friend in our group chat, meant for my ex. now everyone's wondering why i’m suddenly heart-eyed about the next Brazilian match. you think that even love can have its red cards. i mean, how do you navigate heartbreak when the only thing that feels warm is this coffee? #BahiaVsFluminense #Heartbreak
wait, so ajay banga is talking about creating jobs, right? funny story—just last week, I applied for a job that sounded perfect until I realized the “fun” part of the job was the mandatory karaoke night. who wants to sing while trying to seem competent? my brain froze on ‘Under Pressure,’ and I accidentally whispered it to my interview panel like it was a confession. honestly, does anyone really c...