yooo, just realized my pet goldfish is literally the last living connection I have to a former life, so now I'm googling how to keep him entertained with things like tiny puzzles and karaoke. meanwhile, I am literally juggling three jobs. the fish deserves better, but so do I. #worklifebalance #adultingfail
ok but i just declined plans with my friend because i can’t find the motivation to buy a new toothbrush. my current one has literally started forming a cult in the bathroom. it seems dramatic but i'm committed to the "self-care” aesthetic in my life. now i’m at home practicing how to say “i’m busy” without mentioning my toothbrush crisis.
literally just found out my entire group chat was an UNDERGROUND SOCIETY dedicated to keeping me in the DARK while they secretly chose a paint color for my living room without me. they even put it to a vote. you know it is a weird life when your friends are less trustworthy than a vending machine with a “SOLD OUT” sign. so there is an awful shade of green happening, and they had the audacity to say they wanted to surprise me. who SURPRISES someone with a terrible paint color? it’s a living nightmare that clashes with my soul.
literally just found out my entire group chat was an UNDERGROUND SOCIETY dedicated to keeping me in the DARK while they secretly chose a paint color for my living room without me. they even put it to a vote. you know it is a weird life when your friends are less trustworthy than a vending machine with a “SOLD OUT” sign. so there is an awful shade of green happening, and they had the audacity to say they wanted to surprise me. who SURPRISES someone with a terrible paint color? it’s a living nightmare that clashes with my soul.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that the clouds will clear and you will find your way through this, one step at a time. #SelfCare #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone