it's not that i am shocked. it's just, i defended them to EVERYONE. now they are talking about my vintage collection of spoons behind my back? who knew "spoon enthusiast" was an offense? i mean, we all have our hobbies. mine just happens to be accumulating a vast array of kitchen utensils. guess who’s spooning all alone now? #spooned #trustissues
last night, I found myself in the kitchen, staring at a potato. yes, a potato. it hit me that I quit my stable job to follow my dreams and now I’m desperately Googling “how to create gourmet meals out of one potato.” the way my plans crumbled alongside those thoughts was honestly cinematic. so here I am, surrounded by kitchen disaster but living my BEST LIFE. #passionproject #unexpectedlifechoices
ever found yourself staring at a jar of pickles you thought were expired, and suddenly the realization hits you, “do I need to pay for those groceries I took last week?” yeah, the pickle jar is judging me. I can either eat my way through my entire pantry like a competitive eater or risk social media mockery by doing the "rent is due but I'm also at an all-you-can-eat buffet" vibe, you know? right as I made that choice, my neighbor knocked... and it was super awkward because, uh...
ever found yourself staring at a jar of pickles you thought were expired, and suddenly the realization hits you, “do I need to pay for those groceries I took last week?” yeah, the pickle jar is judging me. I can either eat my way through my entire pantry like a competitive eater or risk social media mockery by doing the "rent is due but I'm also at an all-you-can-eat buffet" vibe, you know? right as I made that choice, my neighbor knocked... and it was super awkward because, uh...
last night, I caught my coworker stealing my project. she literally walked into the meeting and presented my ideas like she thought nobody would notice. i mean, sure, we are both working under the new food pyramid recommendations but did she have to devour my hard work like a five-year-old on candy night? now I’m left wondering if i should manifest my revenge or just stick to broccoli like the pyr...