Thoughts: just got my screen time report. it’s been over six hours a day for the past week…

it's not that i'm in denial, it's just that i was asked to train my replacement yesterday, and i was totally unprepared for the fact that NOBODY told me i was leaving. one minute i was sharing my "wisdom" on spreadsheets, and the next, someone casually mentions i might be getting sent to CANCUN as a part of a 'team-building exercise.' then i glance at my desk and realize my personal life is like a...

do you ever just realize that life is a giant jigsaw puzzle, and you’re missing a piece that happens to be at the bottom of a three-year-old’s toy box? like, are we all supposed to just sit here and act like adulthood isn’t a long series of “where did I put my other sock?” moments? i'm telling you, one day i'm going to open the door and a fairy will grant me unlimited naptime and an in-home massag...

i just got into a full-blown parasocial beef with someone who runs a fan account for an obscure politician. who knew yelling “focus on kids’ education” could get so personal? they called me out for my views on housing policies like we were both sitting in a coffee shop, just having casual banter. meanwhile, i’m sitting here still wondering if my life goals include a house, or if i’m just manifesti...