my family group chat literally stresses me out more than the existential dread of a full-time job. the other day, someone sent a meme about picking out fruit and suddenly everyone was arguing about which apple is the "right" one. meanwhile, I just wanted to finish my twenty-sixth rewatch of a cheesy rom-com and cry.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #KeepGoing #YouMatter #Hope
yooo, just realized i have a whole subscription for a program that helps you master origami. like, why did i think i would become a paper crane prodigy overnight? it’s been five months and the only thing i have to show for it is a crumpled post-it note. brb, manifesting that someday i will impress people at parties with my non-existent skills.
yooo, just realized i have a whole subscription for a program that helps you master origami. like, why did i think i would become a paper crane prodigy overnight? it’s been five months and the only thing i have to show for it is a crumpled post-it note. brb, manifesting that someday i will impress people at parties with my non-existent skills.
i just poured my heart into an elaborate text breaking up with my time-consuming online fantasy league, only to get a reply that says 'ok.' now i’m left here wondering if my carefully crafted metaphor about virtual knights lost in battle meant nothing or if they're planning to secretly recruit a better wizard while i'm left to rethink my life choices. #existentialcrisis #dramaticscenario