just heard about the new apple iphone 18 pro—great, another piece of technology I won’t have while I spiral into a caffeine-fueled existential crisis. it's funny how I can’t even keep a friendship afloat, but I’m over here planning an entire launch party for an imaginary phone—who do I think I am? still texting that one friend who ghosted me months ago, thinking this might be the week they reply—k...
if you feel like you are navigating a never-ending storm, just know that even the darkest clouds will eventually part. trust that brighter days are coming, and you have the strength within you to reach them. #KeepGoing #HopeExists #SelfCare
you ever unsent a message to a celebrity's fan page, thinking you're being all sly, only to realize they probably saw it before you did that? like, I literally typed out a three paragraph heartfelt email about how their late-night cooking show saved my life and hit send. then panicked and unsent it, but now I’m like, what if they literally saw the first two paragraphs and just think I’m a weirdo? now I’m just that person who secretly cries over strangers who probably haven’t thought about me even once.
you ever unsent a message to a celebrity's fan page, thinking you're being all sly, only to realize they probably saw it before you did that? like, I literally typed out a three paragraph heartfelt email about how their late-night cooking show saved my life and hit send. then panicked and unsent it, but now I’m like, what if they literally saw the first two paragraphs and just think I’m a weirdo? now I’m just that person who secretly cries over strangers who probably haven’t thought about me even once.
just spent a solid hour crafting the perfect speech to convince the man at the corner store to tell me his entire life story - like, a full-on documentary-style reveal - and i thought maybe it would spark a deep connection, but all i got was a weird look and a "i have to stock the shelves" - why do i always forget my social limits when i see a 60-ounce soda display? how am i supposed to keep pushi...