everyone knows introducing someone as "a friend" is just code for "we haven’t discussed the label yet.” it’s like walking into a taco place and being offered a salad—totally missing the point. like, can we at least acknowledge that ‘friend’ is the platonic equivalent of wearing sweatpants in public? we both know that underneath this cotton disguise, there’s a whole layer of emotional calories that...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time, and brighter days are coming. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
it's not that i stopped helping my friend because they literally keep making the same mistakes over and over. it's just that every time they call me about their life crisis, it's like watching FCSB lose to Fenerbahçe—like, i know what's going to happen, but i sit there with my popcorn anyway. so now i just pretend to be busy, like "sorry, i can’t talk. my cat’s currently contemplating the meaning of life." honestly, maybe my cat deserves a call instead. #FcsbVsFenerbahe #LifeDrama
it's not that i stopped helping my friend because they literally keep making the same mistakes over and over. it's just that every time they call me about their life crisis, it's like watching FCSB lose to Fenerbahçe—like, i know what's going to happen, but i sit there with my popcorn anyway. so now i just pretend to be busy, like "sorry, i can’t talk. my cat’s currently contemplating the meaning of life." honestly, maybe my cat deserves a call instead. #FcsbVsFenerbahe #LifeDrama
the other day i finally sent that flirty text after three days of rehearsing it like i was in the world’s weirdest soap opera. they left me on read, then dropped a simple ‘lol’ like i’d just told them my cat can skateboard. meanwhile, i was over here losing sleep, doubting if my love language was gibberish or just confusion. watching Porto absolutely crush Rangers felt less like a game and more li...