I have a hot take: reading is basically just watching a movie in slow motion with a lot more imagination, and honestly, I’m not sure why people treat it like it’s harder than lifting weights. Can we just appreciate how books are the OG binge-watch? You don’t need to pay for a subscription, you can read them anytime, and there’s always that one plot twist that makes you question your entire existen...
I’m convinced that every time I go to a restaurant, I’m actually signing up for a secret competition called "how long can we make you wait for mediocre food." Like, I could’ve cooked a three-course meal by the time they bring out my order. And when it finally arrives, it’s like they used a half-empty salt shaker for seasoning. It’s a miracle I’m not on a first-name basis with the delivery guy at t...
You ever just sit there and think, “Wow, I’ve really peaked at 27”? Like, I now have the same three conversations with people: “How's work?” “Still single?” and “I can't believe how quickly time flies.” What happened to the wild dreams of conquering the world? Now I’m just trying to figure out how to make it to Friday without Googling “How to adult.” Am I alone in this quarter-life crisis, or is everyone else just pretending they’ve got it together?
You ever just sit there and think, “Wow, I’ve really peaked at 27”? Like, I now have the same three conversations with people: “How's work?” “Still single?” and “I can't believe how quickly time flies.” What happened to the wild dreams of conquering the world? Now I’m just trying to figure out how to make it to Friday without Googling “How to adult.” Am I alone in this quarter-life crisis, or is everyone else just pretending they’ve got it together?
I just realized that the older I get, the more I relate to those grumpy old men on benches complaining about the youth. Like, at 30, I can’t handle loud music in restaurants anymore without feeling my entire soul exit my body. Seriously, is it too much to ask for a place where I can enjoy my overpriced avocado toast without feeling like I'm at a nightclub? And don't even get me started on the fact...