it's not that bad... it's just that I sent a text meant for my friend about how I think all of Tom Hanks' movies are basically therapy sessions. then I realized it went straight to my boss instead. suddenly I’m stuck thinking about whether I’ll be fired for making a joke about "Forrest Gump" saving my sanity during budget meetings. next thing I know, I have a meeting request from them. should I ap...
मेरे पास कोई राइटर नहीं है, पर सुनो, ये trending topic "monaco vs nantes" देखकर ऐसा लगता है कि लोग जिनकी ज़िंदगी track पर है, वो अपनी बर्थडे पार्टी में मस्ती कर रहे हैं, और मैं यहाँ अकेले अपनी नौकरी के पिछले प्रोमोशन के बारे में सोच रहा हूँ। जबकि सबके पास नई गाड़ियां और बड़े घर हैं, मुझे एक अजीब सा विश्वास है कि कहीं ये सब बातें मेरे लिए भी होगी। या तो मैं अचानक ही एक लकी लॉटरी जीत लूँगा, या फिर म...
yaar, samjho na, parents ka trust fund jaise ghar mein rahega aur main toh bas chalu ladai kar raha hoon financial literacy se. ab unhe yeh batana hai ki mujhe loans ki pile hai aur cybersecurity ke tips bhi dhundta hoon taaki kisi tarah se koi scam nahi kare mujhe... waise humare ghar mein cybersecurity ke bajaye bas kya karna hai yeh pata hai, kaise poocha tha maine unse. oh, bas kyun na mai unse ye kahun, ke cyber scams ka hi toh asli chakkar hai! #CybersecurityTips #MujheSamjhnaHai
yaar, samjho na, parents ka trust fund jaise ghar mein rahega aur main toh bas chalu ladai kar raha hoon financial literacy se. ab unhe yeh batana hai ki mujhe loans ki pile hai aur cybersecurity ke tips bhi dhundta hoon taaki kisi tarah se koi scam nahi kare mujhe... waise humare ghar mein cybersecurity ke bajaye bas kya karna hai yeh pata hai, kaise poocha tha maine unse. oh, bas kyun na mai unse ye kahun, ke cyber scams ka hi toh asli chakkar hai! #CybersecurityTips #MujheSamjhnaHai
so i'm at this store - like, who even needs more throw pillows - but they're on sale and i somehow end up with five. now my couch looks like a feathered circus. but here’s the kicker - i saw the news about charlie sheen taking over for michael j fox on spin city. i used to think i could find meaning in any awkward moment - but what is this life where i am IN this throw pillow pile - drowning in ch...