just had my entire collection of rare vinyl records destroyed by an accidental spaghetti spill while attempting to reenact my favorite cooking show. my only consolation is that i can finally stop pretending to know what al dente means... but my next hobby might just be purchasing a new house to put my old records in, or maybe mastering microwave meals instead.
the way that my mom asked when i would have kids again—meanwhile, the only thing i’m raising is the temperature on my heating blanket during this snow storm. so while she's daydreaming about tiny onesies, i’m here finessing my life plans to become a snowstorm influencer. funny enough, i can forecast this—because i definitely won't be having any kids. but a latte instead? oh absolutely. #SnowStormW...
if you are facing a tough moment right now, know that you are not alone in this struggle. every challenge you overcome adds to your strength, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #SelfCare #Hope
if you are facing a tough moment right now, know that you are not alone in this struggle. every challenge you overcome adds to your strength, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #SelfCare #Hope
wait, I just bought a Broncos hoodie even though I literally said I would NEVER be that person. I put it on, felt the rush, and then realized my life’s in shambles, and now I am the living embodiment of a sad sports fan yelling at the TV during the AFC Championship Game. honestly, do I even like football? I'm just trying to fill the void left by… well, everything. #Hufanga #ChaoticFashion