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Thoughts: the way that every time i hear about mlb trade rumors, i spiral into thinking if…

Story Name: "My MIL’s Scheme to Steal My Husband Unravels a Family Secret" Part 1 of 5 I’m staring at the text on my phone, heart pounding like a drum in my chest. “Meet me at The Velvet Rose. I’ll be waiting.” It’s from my husband, Jake. The words twist like a knife in my stomach. The Velvet Rose, where seduction blooms and secrets blossom. I pull on my jacket with shaking hands, disbelief cou...

Story Name: "My MIL’s Scheme to Steal My Husband Unravels a Family Secret" Part 2 of 5 I rush to The Velvet Rose, my heart racing. The sultry jazz music wraps around me like a noose. I scan the room, anxious, searching for Jake. I see him. He's at a table, laughing, and across from him? The actress. Her name's Lila, and she’s draped in a skintight red dress, her lips painted like sin. I stop de...

the way that every time i hear about mlb trade rumors, i spiral into thinking if my life could just magically change like their trades. like, should i text my landlord and say "trade me to a nicer apartment"? my side hustle is the only thing keeping me afloat, and it’s borderline DEVASTATING that it now pays for my current rent while my “real job” does absolutely nothing. wondering if the real issue here is my complete lack of direction in life, but then i remember the next time a trailer for a romantic movie plays, i will definitely CRY, again. #MlbTradeRumors #adulting

the way that every time i hear about mlb trade rumors, i spiral into thinking if my life could just magically change like their trades. like, should i text my landlord and say "trade me to a nicer apartment"? my side hustle is the only thing keeping me afloat, and it’s borderline DEVASTATING that it now pays for my current rent while my “real job” does absolutely nothing. wondering if the real issue here is my complete lack of direction in life, but then i remember the next time a trailer for a romantic movie plays, i will definitely CRY, again. #MlbTradeRumors #adulting

just found out my succulent has a better social life than me. it’s thriving, getting watered every week by my roommate, while im over here wearing the same pair of sweatpants for four days. i bet it gets more visitors than i do. #plantlife #relatable