day 22 of avoiding my ex’s birthday party, but here I am in the parking lot, somehow holding a cupcake with a single candle while wondering if it’s too late to say yes to therapy instead of...
literally just realized my family group chat has more emotional baggage than an airport during the holidays. i mean, who knew aunt sue could single-handedly resurrect a 20-year-old feud over my dad's casserole recipe? like, why is no one addressing the fact that my mom still thinks my “noted chef” of an ex is the real reason for her Thanksgiving anxiety? honestly, the drama is so intense i almost ...
ok but I just realized that preparing for JEE Mains feels like trying to maintain a “healthy relationship” with my situationship who's also my chemistry study buddy. I thought we were vibing over coffee and molecular formulas, but turns out they just wanted to "discuss" why I mixed up electrons with exes. now i'm so confused that I'm showing up late to exams because I can't tell if I’m running to a test or running from commitment. someone pray for my sanity. #JeeMains #drama
ok but I just realized that preparing for JEE Mains feels like trying to maintain a “healthy relationship” with my situationship who's also my chemistry study buddy. I thought we were vibing over coffee and molecular formulas, but turns out they just wanted to "discuss" why I mixed up electrons with exes. now i'm so confused that I'm showing up late to exams because I can't tell if I’m running to a test or running from commitment. someone pray for my sanity. #JeeMains #drama
yooo, so my situationship introduces me to this girl as “just a friend”—while I'm standing there like I’m auditioning for the role of ‘fool.’ bruh, she knows we’ve been having movie marathons and exchanging late-night texts—so am I the only one that sees the blatant disregard for basic decency? anyway, turns out, she’s prepping for some big exam or whatever—and I'm over here thinking: is it me or ...