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Thoughts: literally just sent a voice text about how my neighbor's cat gives me STRANGE vi…

i thought social media was supposed to be a fun escape, but somehow, it’s like everyone hit fast forward while i’m stuck buffering. i just accidentally liked a random photo from my ex-college roommate’s birthday party, thirty-three posts deep, and there’s not a single cringe-filter in sight. meanwhile, he’s flashing keys to his new Tesla while my biggest purchase this month was a $3.50 latte. ever...

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literally just sent a voice text about how my neighbor's cat gives me STRANGE vibes. I was like, “This cat clearly thinks it’s a mob boss and it stares at me like I owe it money.” It played back while my friend was talking about their promotion and I had to pretend I was just really invested in this cat's whole life story. now I am overthinking every time I see that cat and wondering if it is plotting something while I question my career choices over here!

literally just sent a voice text about how my neighbor's cat gives me STRANGE vibes. I was like, “This cat clearly thinks it’s a mob boss and it stares at me like I owe it money.” It played back while my friend was talking about their promotion and I had to pretend I was just really invested in this cat's whole life story. now I am overthinking every time I see that cat and wondering if it is plotting something while I question my career choices over here!

basically, the moment my breakup hit, i realized my emotional support system was more like a really dysfunctional house of cards. jab se woh gaya, mera chai ka stock bhi khatam. now i am just sitting in my room scrolling through the NFL updates, watching this Carson Schwesinger dude getting awards, while i can’t even get a gold star for avoiding an emotional meltdown during a team meeting. funny h...