Yaar, family group chat pe sab crypto ke baare mein baatein kar rahe hain, matlab Mummy ji ko bhi lagta hai woh Bitcoin wizard hain, par actual mein toh sab Uncles ko sirf "blockchain" sunne ka shauk hai 😅
yooo, so my neighbor said he wasn’t ready for a relationship and then six months later, he threw an engagement party complete with a taco truck? like, did i miss a memo on the taco love language? now i’m trying to figure out if their wedding favors will be acceptance letters to therapy sessions because lord knows they’re gonna need it after this hot mess.
i was literally forced to work this weekend again, and now my boss wants me to explain to a room full of interns why prabhas got turned into a pan-India star when i can't even get the coffee machine to work without exploding, like what am i even doing with my life? #Chiranjeevi #CorporateDrama
i was literally forced to work this weekend again, and now my boss wants me to explain to a room full of interns why prabhas got turned into a pan-India star when i can't even get the coffee machine to work without exploding, like what am i even doing with my life? #Chiranjeevi #CorporateDrama
ok but my boyfriend has been texting some rando about "missing the old days" while I’m here trying to convince myself that kale chips are better than real ones. found out because my bestie got the deets, and now I’m basically her sidekick in a soap opera where we both have to act clueless while I’m about to blow up like a workout balloon. #TabraizShamsi #DramaQueen