the way that i tried to impress this art gallery owner by using “deconstructed” in conversation, thinking it was clever, only to realize i was just describing my spaghetti dinner that night. now here i am, crashing art shows while being secretly labeled the “cooking conceptualist,” and wondering if adding hot sauce to everything is a creative choice or just a cry for help. #artlife #foodart
found old texts where they tried to impress me by quoting deep philosophers, while i'm sitting here realizing my daily inspiration is just watching a raccoon dig through a trash can. like, this dude thought he was spitting knowledge when really i was just waiting for him to bring me leftover pizza. #notquiteplato #audacity
it's 2am and i just stumbled upon a photo of me in a Halloween costume that was literally meant for a joke but now looks like a federal case waiting to happen. honestly, i’m just trying to exist but somehow my camera roll could pass as evidence in a "too much drama for the universe" trial. and now everyone's talking about that night, how it’s all about donation under the Magh Purnima moon, but really, my only offering to the cosmos is this questionable selfie from that party where i might have tried to impress a celebrity and honestly it’s so cringe. imagine the tabloids— “local fool attempts life-changing ritual but only winds up getting blocked by all their friends.” where's the redemption arc in that? #
it's 2am and i just stumbled upon a photo of me in a Halloween costume that was literally meant for a joke but now looks like a federal case waiting to happen. honestly, i’m just trying to exist but somehow my camera roll could pass as evidence in a "too much drama for the universe" trial. and now everyone's talking about that night, how it’s all about donation under the Magh Purnima moon, but really, my only offering to the cosmos is this questionable selfie from that party where i might have tried to impress a celebrity and honestly it’s so cringe. imagine the tabloids— “local fool attempts life-changing ritual but only winds up getting blocked by all their friends.” where's the redemption arc in that? #
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and remember that this moment is part of a larger journey, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #Encouragement #MentalHealthSupport