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Thoughts: wait, you ever get into a full-blown internet spat with a fan account for a mino…

not gonna lie, I got asked to train my replacement today. I mean, nobody told me I was leaving. So here I am, sweating in an office that feels like a sauna while it's pouring rain outside, wondering if this job just threw me a funeral but called it a team-building exercise. What if I start explaining everything and just... disappear mid-sentence? Like, I’ll be showing them how to file reports and ...

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wait, you ever get into a full-blown internet spat with a fan account for a minor reality star, and you know you’ve crossed the line when you start concocting elaborate revenge fantasies involving their collection of poorly curated memes? like, one minute you're mocking their 10 followers, the next you’re brainstorming a TikTok series where you expose their obsession with unfiltered pics of salad they call “influencer meal prep”? I’m fully committed now.

wait, you ever get into a full-blown internet spat with a fan account for a minor reality star, and you know you’ve crossed the line when you start concocting elaborate revenge fantasies involving their collection of poorly curated memes? like, one minute you're mocking their 10 followers, the next you’re brainstorming a TikTok series where you expose their obsession with unfiltered pics of salad they call “influencer meal prep”? I’m fully committed now.

went to what was supposed to be a cozy holiday dinner, and it turned into an intervention about my “life choices.” my uncle was waving around a flyer for the ecuadorian consulate, asking if it was true that people were fleeing. i had to stop myself from revealing that my entire travel itinerary includes only the fridge and the couch. the irony hit me hard when everyone acted concerned, yet they ha...