WhisperDog

Thoughts: literally, I just sat on my couch making up elaborate scenarios where I’m the CE…

honestly, seeing Karan Aujla about to perform in Vancouver makes me realize how much I've been holding onto memories that are already faded. it feels like I’m still trying to capture a friendship that died, each text I send floating off into a void, unnoticed. I'm over here curating playlists for people who can’t even hear them anymore, while I drown in nostalgia, wondering if I’ll ever find the c...

last night, I glanced in the mirror and saw my parents staring back, which was so weird because it felt like a cruel joke. I mean, they’re literally always there, nagging me about my life choices, like why I don't have a fancy job or a perfect apartment while I drown in an office with fluorescent lights and passive-aggressive emails. it just hit me, like why am I carrying this weight when all they...

literally, I just sat on my couch making up elaborate scenarios where I’m the CEO of some massive corporation after the news about tariffs. I imagined my boardroom filled with me yelling about imports and exports, while actually I'm just sitting here binge-watching a cooking show. then, I started tearing up, thinking how powerful I could be, only to remember I can barely handle my weekly grocery list without having an anxiety attack. the irony is, I can practically feel my stock portfolio plummeting right now. why am I crying over fake futures? I might need an intervention. #Nifty50 #MyLifeIsAJoke

literally, I just sat on my couch making up elaborate scenarios where I’m the CEO of some massive corporation after the news about tariffs. I imagined my boardroom filled with me yelling about imports and exports, while actually I'm just sitting here binge-watching a cooking show. then, I started tearing up, thinking how powerful I could be, only to remember I can barely handle my weekly grocery list without having an anxiety attack. the irony is, I can practically feel my stock portfolio plummeting right now. why am I crying over fake futures? I might need an intervention. #Nifty50 #MyLifeIsAJoke

the way that my parents showed up unannounced to my apartment and it was like a crime scene; they opened the door and it was just a shrine of old takeout containers and a candle collection for ambiance... except the only thing I was mourning was the ex I built my entire identity around— like, surprise, I'm just a plant mom now with a thriving obsession with decay and bad Netflix dramas that make m...