wait—so Anthony Kim won for the first time in forever, and here I am, still trying to find the energy to get out of bed before noon because I prioritized "the wrong things" for years like, I dunno, binge-watching a series about a group of teens fighting demons while I was the only one not fighting my own existential crisis—so yeah, congrats on your #Win, buddy, but my biggest achievement this week...
wait, yaar, literally the T20 World Cup standings are out and I’m here checking if I can stretch my last paycheck to cover my next meal. house party toh banta hai, but I’ll just end up bringing the same chips while my friends flaunt their fancy dinners. seriously, ghar wale expect mujhe NASA jaisa success dekhna, while I am just trying not to trip over my own student loans. #T20WorldCupStandings #...
day 47 of scrolling through wedding invites of my exes. it hits differently when they say, “we found the one.” while i'm still here, figuring out how to stop texting old friends for a semblance of connection. matlab, it’s like everyone’s in the T20 World Cup of love, and i'm stuck watching reruns alone. just when i think i’m okay, someone asks if i’m dating. na, bhai, just recovering from being a walking ghost. #T20WorldCupStandings #lonelyheartsclub
day 47 of scrolling through wedding invites of my exes. it hits differently when they say, “we found the one.” while i'm still here, figuring out how to stop texting old friends for a semblance of connection. matlab, it’s like everyone’s in the T20 World Cup of love, and i'm stuck watching reruns alone. just when i think i’m okay, someone asks if i’m dating. na, bhai, just recovering from being a walking ghost. #T20WorldCupStandings #lonelyheartsclub
not gonna lie, i caught my coworker taking credit for the project that i basically bled over, and honestly, it's just like watching Levante play against Valencia; it’s messy, frustrating, and you can't help but question how the hell they got there in the first place. do they even KNOW what effort means, or is it just me? while i’m grinding like a player in overtime, they waltz in and steal the glo...