it’s 3am and I just realized I have an existential crisis over a collectible card game I haven’t played in two years. I crafted a storyline where I am the supreme champion and the cards are my loyal subjects. the kicker? they have better social lives than I do.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take a moment for yourself. you have the strength to get through this, one step at a time, and brighter days will come. #HopeExists #Healing #ThisTooShallPass
you know when you discover your coworker just took credit for your groundbreaking "office chair study" and you literally envisioned your acceptance speech at the "most thrilling workplace research award"? like, i was already planning the section about the importance of lumbar support and hydration breaks. suddenly, my dreams are crumpled like a sticky note in the recycling bin. just spent an hour manifesting a complicated revenge fantasy where i pour a gallon of glitter in their desk drawer during a company meeting, and honestly, it felt exhilarating.
you know when you discover your coworker just took credit for your groundbreaking "office chair study" and you literally envisioned your acceptance speech at the "most thrilling workplace research award"? like, i was already planning the section about the importance of lumbar support and hydration breaks. suddenly, my dreams are crumpled like a sticky note in the recycling bin. just spent an hour manifesting a complicated revenge fantasy where i pour a gallon of glitter in their desk drawer during a company meeting, and honestly, it felt exhilarating.
it’s two in the morning, and instead of sleeping, I found myself Googling "what does Kash Patel even do?" and realized I literally could just ask my parents. the last time I asked them about politics, they just stared at me like I suggested we move to Mars. now I’m trapped in this existential crisis because apparently, my parents know everything and I’m stuck on the internet with my friends who st...