yooo, scrolling through my feed and all i see are stories about people achieving their dreams, like "في الجول" vibes. meanwhile, i’m just here dodging my own reality. i have all these contacts but nobody who really gets me. am i the only one who waves back at people who weren’t waving at me? feels like a whole audience watching the wrong show. alone with my thoughts while they’re out there chasing...
yoo, dekha maine ki dhurandhar movie mein kya dhamaka hai. par honestly, it feels like my own life is a bad rom-com. friends kabhi hote the, ab khud ko sambhalne ka time nahi. the last time someone asked how i am, i actually couldn't remember if i was supposed to lie or say i'm drowning in loneliness. life mein bhaari cheezein hamesha chali jaati hain, bas naye car aur movie reviews nahi. #Dhurand...
day 47 of me attempting to get into cooking — it’s three a.m. and I’m sitting on my kitchen floor, apologizing to the eggs that just slipped off the counter and shattered everywhere. I mean, really, who knew whipping egg whites could end up in a full-scale kitchen disaster? but here I am, a disaster artist in the culinary world, realizing I still have the remaining half of a failed soufflé in my hair. maybe my true calling is actually just to be a warning for others — or a professional clean-up crew.
day 47 of me attempting to get into cooking — it’s three a.m. and I’m sitting on my kitchen floor, apologizing to the eggs that just slipped off the counter and shattered everywhere. I mean, really, who knew whipping egg whites could end up in a full-scale kitchen disaster? but here I am, a disaster artist in the culinary world, realizing I still have the remaining half of a failed soufflé in my hair. maybe my true calling is actually just to be a warning for others — or a professional clean-up crew.
honestly, my family acts like the only thing keeping me from pure happiness is not dating my ex. literally, they talk about him like he's some kind of trophy instead of just a guy who left me sobbing on my bathroom floor. meanwhile, I am here dating someone who's kind of great, but all I can think about is how they would cringe if they knew how much I just want my family to stop comparing me to th...