last night, i suddenly remembered that time in college when i swiped the inflatable mascot from our rival school’s football game. i hid it in my dorm room for two months—like, what was i thinking? they had to replace the entire cheer squad's routine. i still see those poor kids juggling air-filled sadness on the sidelines... and now i’m haunted by how i could've just borrowed a pair of socks inste...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every wave eventually recedes, and this too shall pass. #SelfCare #InnerStrength
if you feel like everything is too much right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. every small effort counts, and brighter days are on the horizon. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
if you feel like everything is too much right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. every small effort counts, and brighter days are on the horizon. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
i went to a holiday dinner thinking it would be all about the pumpkin pie, but somehow it turned into an intervention about my choice to become a professional kazoo player. like, obviously, i'm a visionary. everyone was nodding with concern as if i’d announced a plan to become a potato. at the end, they gifted me a kazoo-shaped trophy for "creativity in delusion," which i proudly display, proving ...