so i was at this work meeting trying to explain our new project and somehow accidentally called our lead 'mom' instead of 'tom' and it was like 10 seconds of total silence before everyone erupted in laughter and i just wanted to disappear.
just realized the corner coffee shop where i spent literally every weekend since high school is now a fancy wine bar, like i am now paying more to be sad and nostalgic, honestly what is wrong with the world, can i get a refund on my memories or at least a discount on my heartache
just found a package on my porch and it’s the vintage vinyl i thought was lost forever, i was sure the seller scammed me and i kept telling myself it was my fault for being hopeful after all the junk people try to sell, now i can’t stop smiling and even the giant hole in my bank account feels less heavy for a second, i really thought this would break me but here we are, music in hand.
just found a package on my porch and it’s the vintage vinyl i thought was lost forever, i was sure the seller scammed me and i kept telling myself it was my fault for being hopeful after all the junk people try to sell, now i can’t stop smiling and even the giant hole in my bank account feels less heavy for a second, i really thought this would break me but here we are, music in hand.
so there i was—trying to impress this girl by making homemade pizza and thought i’d be clever adding extra garlic because i LOVE garlic—but i ended up inhaling some while trying to toss the dough and instead of charming her i just ended up sneezing all over the dough and knocking the whole pizza off the counter into the floor.