no, because i just found out i've been unknowingly funding a subscription to a zookeeper-themed meditation app for over a year now. apparently listening to the sounds of llamas while 'finding my inner peace' was more important than rent, and here i am, drowning in jungle beats while wondering why my plants are looking like they might file for eviction too. but hey, at least the fintech innovations...
i used to think adulthood was a secret club where everyone got the handbook on life but now i realize we’re all just winging it like we're pretending to understand a movie in a different language. i mean, the only thing i ever learned about taxes was from a friend who still uses their mom’s Amazon Prime account. when did i become the adult who watches others shove their pizza into a breadstick and...
lmao, the other day I scrolled past a video of my friend literally talking about their new electric bike, and I’m over here still trying to fix my ancient blender. like, HOW did everyone figure out adulthood while I’m just mastering the art of reheating pizza? honestly, if manifesting a secondhand microwave from thin air works, I might be ready to invest in real estate by next week. #catchupstruggles #delusionalmanifesting
lmao, the other day I scrolled past a video of my friend literally talking about their new electric bike, and I’m over here still trying to fix my ancient blender. like, HOW did everyone figure out adulthood while I’m just mastering the art of reheating pizza? honestly, if manifesting a secondhand microwave from thin air works, I might be ready to invest in real estate by next week. #catchupstruggles #delusionalmanifesting
wait, so i just watched that short track thing with arianna fontana, and suddenly, i’m reflecting on how my old skating crew turned into strangers. we used to bond over bruised knees and pizza, now it’s all corporate jobs and small talk. i have hundreds of contacts but nobody i’d call in the dark hours. it’s like, my gold medal for adulthood is just a shiny veneer over isolation. even she can achi...