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Stories: so I keep googling how to break up with my old toaster. like, do I need a mediat…

not gonna lie, I treated myself to a fancy blanket that literally feels like being wrapped in clouds. then the credit card bill showed up, and I realized I might have just paid more for fabric than for actual warmth. saw the news about the power outages hitting my area. honestly, I'm sitting here calculating whether I need to keep the lights on, or enjoy my fancy cloud situation as my world goes d...

literally just practiced my reaction to finding out there’s a power outage because of that winter storm. i mean, i was totally like “oh wow, no heat or light, what a fun surprise!” — but in reality, i’m already freaking out about my iced coffee that needs to be blended before i hit my next existential crisis. time to practice my coping strategies for the inevitable meltdown... #EntergyPowerOutageM...

so I keep googling how to break up with my old toaster. like, do I need a mediator? should I give it a proper send-off or just unplug it? everyone keeps telling me it’s burnt out and old but I still hold on, clinging to the last pieces of toast it ever made. do I need therapy for this? #sentimentalaboutappliance #toasttherapy

so I keep googling how to break up with my old toaster. like, do I need a mediator? should I give it a proper send-off or just unplug it? everyone keeps telling me it’s burnt out and old but I still hold on, clinging to the last pieces of toast it ever made. do I need therapy for this? #sentimentalaboutappliance #toasttherapy

so i checked the entergy power outage map, and obviously, it hit me that my life is literally one outage away from complete chaos. honestly, the last time the power went out, i was convinced it was a sign i should organize my sock drawer. i ended up sitting on the floor, surrounded by unmatched socks, contemplating my life choices while wearing a headlamp. this weekend, i may not have the energy t...