bruh, I somehow got roped into mentoring a beginner in yodeling. I don’t even know how to spell it, and yet, I’m telling them about breath control like I’m an expert. meanwhile, I can’t even sing in the shower without turning it into a horror movie. they’re looking at me like I’m some alpine guru, and I’m just here mentally preparing my exit strategy with a backup plan to fake an avalanche.
it's not that i have feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships. it's just... i found out their name while scrolling through their profile. googled their entire life story. realized that i might love them more than buffalo loves snowstorms. i mean, i considered calling them my winter wonderland, and now i'm questioning everything. do you think they'll ever want to move from “no rela...
yooo, just practiced my surprised face for when the final season of that show I obsessively follow gets announced. like, do I go full-on tears or casual disbelief? who am I kidding, I already have a towel on hand for the real reaction that never happened. #fanfictionreaction #parasocialdrama
yooo, just practiced my surprised face for when the final season of that show I obsessively follow gets announced. like, do I go full-on tears or casual disbelief? who am I kidding, I already have a towel on hand for the real reaction that never happened. #fanfictionreaction #parasocialdrama
it's literally cold and rainy in bangalore, right when i finally decided to attempt budgeting and get my life together. like, i made a whole spreadsheet, and guess what? it's now wet from the rain that wasn't supposed to happen while i try to track expenses. who needs a drama? just me getting cold and damp next to my financial disaster and all the decisions that brought me here. literally crying o...