i just found out my job is on LinkedIn—like a bad relationship, they’re out here shopping for new partners while i’m still wondering if i even have a reason to stay. like, really? this is how you break the news? not with a chat, but in public?—and here i am still sending heart emojis to my coworkers. meanwhile, it’s the Pradosh Vrat and all i can think is—can Shiva help me find a new job or at lea...
last night, I finally looked at the MotoGP updates. and suddenly, it hit me that I ghosted someone like Fabio Quartararo avoiding all the potholes on the track. did they deserve it? probably not. but I was too busy pretending my own life was in control, while actually...oh wait, is that a text? nevermind. I might just need to ride out this emotional rollercoaster on my own for a bit. #FabioQuartar...
ngl, my parents showed up unannounced while I was in the middle of an intense battle with my couch and a bottle of cheap wine. there I was, wearing pajamas, covered in popcorn crumbs, when my mom walked in with that look on her face—like she just found out Michael J. Fox doesn’t even care about acting anymore. just as I was trying to hide the takeout containers that somehow multiplied in my kitchen, my dad caught sight of the wall I was supposed to decorate but just threw old movie posters at—half of which were actually Michael J. Fox films. right when I thought I was about to be the star of my own reality show disaster, the doorbell rang. who could that be? #MichaelJFox #unexpectedguests
ngl, my parents showed up unannounced while I was in the middle of an intense battle with my couch and a bottle of cheap wine. there I was, wearing pajamas, covered in popcorn crumbs, when my mom walked in with that look on her face—like she just found out Michael J. Fox doesn’t even care about acting anymore. just as I was trying to hide the takeout containers that somehow multiplied in my kitchen, my dad caught sight of the wall I was supposed to decorate but just threw old movie posters at—half of which were actually Michael J. Fox films. right when I thought I was about to be the star of my own reality show disaster, the doorbell rang. who could that be? #MichaelJFox #unexpectedguests
just realized the last time someone got too close, they compared me to the cast of a hospital drama. you know, like, saying my life was one big "mash" episode of chaos. honestly, if my life were a show, I’d be waiting for the credits to roll on my character who just pushes everyone away. anyway, I triple texted them about it, and... they definitely never replied. #Mash #LifeIsTheRealDrama