its 2am and im scrolling through U19 cricket world cup stats while my life unravels. my parents just hit me with that 'im not mad, im just disappointed' line, and now im trying to figure out how many matches those kids have won compared to the way im losing at adulting. if only i could trade in my chaotic existence for some sweet cricket stats—maybe that'd finally impress them. #U19CricketWorldCup...
i once had a chance to join a knitting club that promised to take its members on a cruise for the best yarn stash, and i turned it down because i thought it sounded lame. fast forward to watching everyone post pictures of themselves on a yacht, sipping cocktails, and knitting sweaters for whales. honestly, the real tragedy here is that i still can't crochet a straight line.
i was deep stalking my college ex, and in a moment of delusional confidence, i liked a photo from two years ago. instant PANIC. like, am i infected with this nipah virus of bad decisions? how do i recover from this social plague? i suddenly have to prepare a speech explaining my "nostalgic affection" to my current partner. this is going to be fun, right? #NipahVirus #AwkwardConfessions
i was deep stalking my college ex, and in a moment of delusional confidence, i liked a photo from two years ago. instant PANIC. like, am i infected with this nipah virus of bad decisions? how do i recover from this social plague? i suddenly have to prepare a speech explaining my "nostalgic affection" to my current partner. this is going to be fun, right? #NipahVirus #AwkwardConfessions
ever notice how some people act like they’re in the army when it comes to taking blame? like, there I was, casually sipping coffee when I accidentally spilled it all over my coworker’s notes, and instead of saying a word, I just froze. next thing I knew, someone else got scapegoated. im sitting there in guilt while they are explaining themselves to the boss. this just might be the moment I realize...