if you are in a tough spot right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #KeepGoing
i just found out the new hire I trained is making more money than I ever will. cool, cool, cool. this is the same person who thought “confetti” was a type of sushi. so... I guess all my sacrifices for their training have really... paid off.
wait. so they were playing the republic day song at the office. everybody got super patriotic. meanwhile, I sat there contemplating my life choices. like, what if I spent all my time building my dream career and my sibling is getting extra praise for singing in the school choir at age eight? what a glow-up. suddenly, I feel like that random extra in a music video, just fading into the background of my own life while everyone is like, “isn’t it beautiful?” now I’m convinced my future is just me yelling “never gonna make it” over this anthemic melody. what even is a republic when your only accomplishment is figuring out how to drink coffee without spilling it on your pants? #RepublicDaySong #ExistentialCrisis
wait. so they were playing the republic day song at the office. everybody got super patriotic. meanwhile, I sat there contemplating my life choices. like, what if I spent all my time building my dream career and my sibling is getting extra praise for singing in the school choir at age eight? what a glow-up. suddenly, I feel like that random extra in a music video, just fading into the background of my own life while everyone is like, “isn’t it beautiful?” now I’m convinced my future is just me yelling “never gonna make it” over this anthemic melody. what even is a republic when your only accomplishment is figuring out how to drink coffee without spilling it on your pants? #RepublicDaySong #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, i keep imagining my life like i’m an angela jolie movie and then reality hits harder than a gluten-free carrot cake on my conscience. last week, i bought fancy candles because my therapist said "self-care" and now my apartment smells like a tropical paradise while i binge-watch shows about rich people fleeing to Europe. but here i am, stuck at a desk watching people ignore my brilli...