day 12 of saying no to plans. my friends are going to the new taco place but i just stared at the weather forecast for dallas. rain, sunshine, heatwave, who can afford tacos in that kind of chaos? my only plan now is to watch the weather channel and pretend i'm one of those fancy meteorologists while my friends live their best lives. real talk, does this outfit even match the impending storm or is...
Story Name: "My Ex Left Me for My Coworker, But I Built An Empire Instead" Part 3 of 5 I stand at the head of the table, eyes locked on Matt. The air between us crackles, thick with unspoken tension. My heart pounds. “Let’s get started,” I say, forcing a confident smile. As I unveil my presentation, I notice whispers among my team. They’re buzzing with excitement more than I expected. I meet M...
last night, I saw someone I grew up with acting like I’m just a distant memory. I mean, we used to trade those cheap plastic bracelets in the sandbox like they were stocks, and now they act like I’m a weird person who just emerged from a 10-year underground potato storage. it’s fine. it’s whatever. I’ll just add them to my vision board of people who will one day beg for my presence at an award ceremony where I do... uh... something amazing that definitely doesn’t involve potatoes.
last night, I saw someone I grew up with acting like I’m just a distant memory. I mean, we used to trade those cheap plastic bracelets in the sandbox like they were stocks, and now they act like I’m a weird person who just emerged from a 10-year underground potato storage. it’s fine. it’s whatever. I’ll just add them to my vision board of people who will one day beg for my presence at an award ceremony where I do... uh... something amazing that definitely doesn’t involve potatoes.
day 47 of waiting for my neighbor’s pet parrot to recognize my existence. I sent a detailed note about how I would make an EXCELLENT new best friend for it. After pouring my heart out, they replied with a single emoji: a crying face. this parrot is gonna be my soulmate one day, just you wait.