i just found out the school district of philadelphia is closed due to snow. meanwhile, my job decided the best time to double my workload was during this winter storm. great, now my chair has been a better friend than my coworkers. not sure how i am going to explain to my boss that my stapler is asking for a break too. #SchoolDistrictOfPhiladelphia #WorkStruggles
i just found out the new hire i trained makes more money than me—despite my experience being a masterclass in OVERLOOKED TALENT. as i pretended to help them, i manifested becoming the star of 'the fifty' because apparently, chaos makes reality tv fun? and yet, here i am, battling existential dread in my corner—daydreaming about a dramatic reveal where i finally assert my worth and instead end up ...
it's not that i don’t appreciate good teaching. it’s just that i did yoga for six months, trusted my journey, and ended up throwing my back out attempting a downward dog. my friends are off getting awards at ribault high while i can’t even pick up my groceries without sending my body into chaos. feeling like the universe said "good luck" but really just meant "enjoy the pain." #Dcps #RelatablePain
it's not that i don’t appreciate good teaching. it’s just that i did yoga for six months, trusted my journey, and ended up throwing my back out attempting a downward dog. my friends are off getting awards at ribault high while i can’t even pick up my groceries without sending my body into chaos. feeling like the universe said "good luck" but really just meant "enjoy the pain." #Dcps #RelatablePain
yooo, just found out my cousin thought it would be a great idea to make me the voice of reason at his medieval-themed fantasy camp where everyone's arguing over whether dragons or unicorns are superior - like, bro, I can barely choose pizza toppings.