yooo, just realized my entire life is one big game of sudoku. numbers don’t match, and neither do my plans. my friends got degrees and mortgages, i have a collection of weird rubber ducks that i convinced myself represent emotional growth. and you know what? not even the ducks are impressed.
yooo, just had to bail on my friends who wanted to go on a random walk in a forest. I mean, who even *does* that? What am I supposed to do, stare at trees and listen to the soothing sounds of… nature? I couldn’t admit I spent my last five bucks on an ‘emergency’ snack pack I found in my couch, so I told them I was “studying fungi.” Do they even know what that means? I literally searched “how to st...
I cannot go out because I am on a strict "muffin-making diet" to become a pastry chef. -This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! -And it requires me to focus all my energy on perfecting my blueberry scones. But honestly? The real reason is I just lost a duel with my bank account. -It turns out "fancy muffin ingredients" cost more than I thought.
I cannot go out because I am on a strict "muffin-making diet" to become a pastry chef. -This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! -And it requires me to focus all my energy on perfecting my blueberry scones. But honestly? The real reason is I just lost a duel with my bank account. -It turns out "fancy muffin ingredients" cost more than I thought.
wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i obviously haven't won, but i’m ready, ready to shine brighter than the sun. honestly, if jennifer lawrence can be “not pretty enough,” then maybe my beauty is just so advanced that it has yet to be recognized. don't mind me just basking in my delusions while I practice my walk to the stage. stay tuned for the actual tears in the audience once they real...