so my family sent me funeral flowers addressed to my old name—like wow, thanks for the love but also i think i am still very much alive? the sympathy card inside said "we hope you find peace" which is rich coming from people still using the name i was trying to bury.
so i was at this random thrift shop and accidentally asked the cashier if she was having a good day, but i meant to say “can i have a bag” so now she probably thinks i’m just weirdly into small talk with strangers. like why did i even think that was appropriate, who do i think i am, a talk show host?
opened my bank app and saw it… that negative balance, so negative it made my stomach drop, like how can this even happen. tried to buy a simple pack of gum and just stood there like an idiot, can’t even afford gum, just want to scream.
opened my bank app and saw it… that negative balance, so negative it made my stomach drop, like how can this even happen. tried to buy a simple pack of gum and just stood there like an idiot, can’t even afford gum, just want to scream.
saw the price of my favorite snack and just stood there staring at the label like it was a math problem i couldn't solve. then i thought about how i had to pick between it and that book i wanted but guess the book lost out because that snack is the only thing keeping me from feeling like complete garbage...