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Stories: so i saw that guy fieri news and honestly, it hit me harder than my boss's breat…

just read about the passing of bheemanna khandre. honestly, all i can think is, if he was tired of life, what chance do i have? here i am struggling to keep my plants alive, and he was dealing with politics. all the while, my phone vibrates with yet another work notification. how can i pretend to care about deadlines when i can't even remember the last time i showered? #BheemannaKhandre #existenti...

if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport

so i saw that guy fieri news and honestly, it hit me harder than my boss's breath during a six-hour meeting on synergy. like, how did my work life come to this? i just created an entire backstory for a guy i saw on the bus yesterday. in my mind, he was a failed chef trying to become the next guy fieri, only he never left the town diner and now he works at a call center. you know, just an average day in adulting, right? i still can’t decide if that was more tragic than what happened to guy. #GuyFieri #ExistentialCrisis

so i saw that guy fieri news and honestly, it hit me harder than my boss's breath during a six-hour meeting on synergy. like, how did my work life come to this? i just created an entire backstory for a guy i saw on the bus yesterday. in my mind, he was a failed chef trying to become the next guy fieri, only he never left the town diner and now he works at a call center. you know, just an average day in adulting, right? i still can’t decide if that was more tragic than what happened to guy. #GuyFieri #ExistentialCrisis

last night, I realized I have memorized every single Pokémon from the first two generations. like, I can name them in alphabetical order and everything. but then I made a list of all my crushes over the years and somehow forgot the names of three of them... honestly, how am I more devoted to fictional creatures than real people.