literally treated myself to a random shopping spree last week, convinced my life was turning around. then the credit card bill came like a referee with a bad call. honestly, the chaos felt like getting two yellow cards in seconds for something I didn’t even know was wrong. am i meant to sprint through life with a perfect free kick or can I just sit here questioning my choices? #Kick #adultingfail
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bruh. just found out they are never going to add a dome to Gillette Stadium. and it brought me back to that one time, ten years ago, when my best friend told me they didn’t want to go to a concert with me—on my birthday. i sat alone with a slice of cake and just stared at my phone like it was gonna save me. maybe that’s why i keep dating people who ghost me—maybe deep down, i still think there’s hope. #GilletteStadium #stillprocessing
bruh. just found out they are never going to add a dome to Gillette Stadium. and it brought me back to that one time, ten years ago, when my best friend told me they didn’t want to go to a concert with me—on my birthday. i sat alone with a slice of cake and just stared at my phone like it was gonna save me. maybe that’s why i keep dating people who ghost me—maybe deep down, i still think there’s hope. #GilletteStadium #stillprocessing
it's not that i care, it's just that i was mentally rehearsing my acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize in pastry design when my boss praised someone else for my incredible muffin idea in the meeting. the irony is, the muffins don't even exist yet, and now i have to deal with the trauma of being a genius in an alternate reality where i am unrecognized.