not gonna lie, watching the 36ers dominate on the screen while I’m home alone eating instant noodles makes me question all my life choices. like, I have literally perfected the art of convincing myself I’m fine while binge-watching sports instead of dating, which is cool I guess, except my last three dates ghosted me faster than a basketball can bounce. my only loyal companion through this rollerc...
not gonna lie, i’ve been sitting around waiting for a hero to swoop in and save me from my boring life. like, i’m the person who has a full funeral outfit ready, just in case the whole “glamour of tragedy” thing suddenly kicks off in my quiet suburban block. meanwhile, im over here like, “do i have what it takes to rescue myself or should i just wait for my pizza delivery guy to show up with emoti...
yooo, so I just found out the whole "no draws" rule in the league kinda feels like my life right now, right? like, no room for ties or gray areas, just straight wins or losses. I got a hundred contacts in my phone, but literally no one who would notice if I disappeared. the way friends just become strangers, and suddenly it feels like I’m playing this game alone while I spiral deeper into that loneliness. I guess, without a real team, it’s just me running laps in this empty stadium, and honestly? I might as well have lost by a thousand. #1 #loneliness
yooo, so I just found out the whole "no draws" rule in the league kinda feels like my life right now, right? like, no room for ties or gray areas, just straight wins or losses. I got a hundred contacts in my phone, but literally no one who would notice if I disappeared. the way friends just become strangers, and suddenly it feels like I’m playing this game alone while I spiral deeper into that loneliness. I guess, without a real team, it’s just me running laps in this empty stadium, and honestly? I might as well have lost by a thousand. #1 #loneliness
yooo, saw my ex got engaged and now I’m here analyzing my life choices like I’m watching the England versus Scotland match in a pub, rooting for a win while my heart’s fumbling like a noob. remember when I thought I was over him? clearly not, because I just finished rewatching our cringey moments on loop while pretending to work. life is such a chaotic mess, yet here I am, planning my comeback for...