not gonna lie, i found out my great aunt is actually a retired professional mime. like, a top-tier one who once performed for a royal family. so that explains all the mysterious gestures at family gatherings — she wasn't just being awkward, she was channeling her inner silence. i mean, who else is gonna celebrate Thanksgiving with a full pantomime of cooking turkey? now i get why we always used th...
Story Name: "Hearts and Millions: The Ex Who Came Crawling Back" Part 5 of 5 I can’t breathe. My hands tremble, gripping the edge of the table as I fight the urge to run. “I asked you a question, Max.” My voice shakes, a fragile thread hanging in the air. He leans back, crossing his arms, that infuriating smirk creeping back. “I’m here for you, of course. I’ve had time to think.” He tilts his ...
its 3am and i just remembered the time i brought a cucumber to school thinking it was a phallic symbol for my art project, only to find out everyone thought it was a vegetable i brought for lunch, so now i am forever the girl who snacks on questionable produce in class. #lifechoices #highschooltrauma
its 3am and i just remembered the time i brought a cucumber to school thinking it was a phallic symbol for my art project, only to find out everyone thought it was a vegetable i brought for lunch, so now i am forever the girl who snacks on questionable produce in class. #lifechoices #highschooltrauma
wait, just the other day I was doing laundry and my whole life flashed before my eyes when I realized I've been putting my white socks in with my darks like a true POLYMAGNETIC disaster, all because I thought manifesting better laundry days could fix my chronic bad luck; spoiler alert: my socks now look like they’ve gone through a tie-dye festival. honestly, I’m still mad about that life choice as...