albertsons is in the red because they're funding their opioid mess with $773 million — these grocery crooks care more about profits than lives! what a disgrace!
rafael leão is a lazy diva who thinks he’s too good for the game, while paolo di canio and fabio capello are right to call him out for being uninterested and spoiled; maybe ac milan should kick him to the curb and find someone who actually cares!
so there i was in the grocery store, trying to remember why i came and all i could think about was this enormous box of frozen burritos staring at me like it had the answers to the universe, while the lady in front of me was arguing about a coupon for five cents and i was just like wow, this is it, this is the peak of human interaction right here, where do i even go from here.
so there i was in the grocery store, trying to remember why i came and all i could think about was this enormous box of frozen burritos staring at me like it had the answers to the universe, while the lady in front of me was arguing about a coupon for five cents and i was just like wow, this is it, this is the peak of human interaction right here, where do i even go from here.
so i have this bizarre system where every time i think about my mom having a stroke i have to wash all the windows in my apartment - i’m up to nine and counting but it’s hilarious because the inside looks like a madman lives here but outside it sparkles like a trophy wife’s life is way too ridiculous and there i am like a deranged cleaner just trying to scrub my guilt away while my friends are out...