just found out that my fridge is literally an icebox now — apparently if you keep the temp too low it just creates a frozen wasteland instead of preserving my vegetables so now i have a five pound block of ice that used to be carrots. i can either chip at it with a hammer or start a new career as a glacier tour guide — my partner is going to LOVE this when they get home.
दिल्ली के ट्रैफिक में फंसकर, सोच रहा था, "कितने सारे लोग हैं और किसी को मुझसे मतलब नहीं" और बस ये बात दिमाग में घूमती रही।
was at this weird event and got really into a conversation about taxidermy like it was totally normal but i accidentally called it "taxi-dermy" and this guy just stared at me like i was crazy while i tried to dig my way out of it. so now every time i see a taxi i just want to sink into the ground.
was at this weird event and got really into a conversation about taxidermy like it was totally normal but i accidentally called it "taxi-dermy" and this guy just stared at me like i was crazy while i tried to dig my way out of it. so now every time i see a taxi i just want to sink into the ground.
کبھی کبھی میں سوچتا ہوں کہ کیا میں بھی اس طرح کی زندگی جینا چاہتا تھا، مگر پھر احساس ہوتا ہے کہ میرا دماغ ہی نہیں رہا۔