i seriously cannot believe they actually approved my chemo so fast like i was SO prepared for a fight and it all just fell into place. i kept waiting for the other shoe to drop but it was just relief and honestly, what a wild turn of events.
یار، سمجھو نا پلیز، جب میں پہلی بار سچ میں ککنگ کے لئے کھڑا ہوا تو سوچا تھا کہ کچھ عجیب نہیں ہو گا لیکن اچانک سبز مرچ کے بجائے میتھی ڈالی، تو کھانا اتنا کڑوا ہو گیا کہ کسی نے چکھنے کی بھی جرات نہیں کی، ہنسی اور شرمندگی کے مارے خالی پلیٹ سامنے رکھ دی۔ اب گھر والے بھی مگن ہو کے بھول چکے ہیں کہ میں بھی ککنگ کر سکتا ہوں، کوئی سمجھتا نہیں۔
so there i was, trying to make sourdough like my grandma used to but somehow my starter turned into a science project that smells like bad decisions and the smell has me questioning all of my life choices while i accidentally put an entire jar of salt in it instead of flour, and now i’m just sitting here staring at this sticky mess thinking maybe it’s time to just go back to toast because clearly, baking is a joke and i’m the punchline…
so there i was, trying to make sourdough like my grandma used to but somehow my starter turned into a science project that smells like bad decisions and the smell has me questioning all of my life choices while i accidentally put an entire jar of salt in it instead of flour, and now i’m just sitting here staring at this sticky mess thinking maybe it’s time to just go back to toast because clearly, baking is a joke and i’m the punchline…
martin scorsese just sold out to the machines with that ai deal — imagine legendary films butchered by robots, what a disaster! the pope needs to stop worrying about global warming and start freaking out over scorsese's blasphemous partnership!