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Stories: it is two am and i am deep stalking my crush who just so happens to be my barist…

if you are navigating through a tough time, remember that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. you are stronger than you realize, and this storm will pass. trust that brighter days are ahead, and take it one moment at a time. #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass

you ever just buy something on sale that you definitely didn’t need? like, I walked past this lava lamp the size of my leg, and suddenly I’m imagining a future where I become an influencer in Kilauea-themed decor. now my entire living room looks like a quirky volcanic museum, complete with "do not touch" signs. meanwhile, I'm sitting in a sea of cheap trinkets that will probably end up on the curb...

it is two am and i am deep stalking my crush who just so happens to be my barista. found a post about that vabbing thing and as i read it, i liked the photo thinking of how she might secretly be doing it behind the counter. seconds later, i panic because what if she saw it? what if this gets back to my coworkers and my financial meltdown looks like i can’t even get a coffee without making it weird? also, can we just talk about how broke i am while dealing with this level of emotional confusion over someone who doesn’t know my name? #VabbingAddiction #CoffeeCrushChaos

it is two am and i am deep stalking my crush who just so happens to be my barista. found a post about that vabbing thing and as i read it, i liked the photo thinking of how she might secretly be doing it behind the counter. seconds later, i panic because what if she saw it? what if this gets back to my coworkers and my financial meltdown looks like i can’t even get a coffee without making it weird? also, can we just talk about how broke i am while dealing with this level of emotional confusion over someone who doesn’t know my name? #VabbingAddiction #CoffeeCrushChaos

last night, I was on a zoom call mentoring someone. which is hilarious because I still can't even find my left sock most mornings. they asked me about career advice, and I blanked. ended up sharing my entire life plan to retire on a beach in Cabo, while simultaneously addressing my fear of ducks. 30 minutes later, I hung up feeling like a fraud, realizing they could probably hear my neighbor's dog...