do you ever look at your relatives and think they must have missed the “you are not a disappointment” memo? last week, they were raving about my cousin who is absolutely crushing life, meanwhile I’m just trying to not trip over my own feet in a grocery store. i mean, there I was, standing in the aisle, making awkward eye contact with a potato while they were shouting “adam adli is fixing everythin...
kya aapne kabhi aise mehsoos kiya hai, jab aapka paycheck aata hai, aur bas do ghante mein khatam ho jata hai? ghar ka kiraya, EMI, groceries. ye sab normal hai, but ab crypto ke dreams mein bhi chhupkar mil jaane ki umeed karne lagi hoon. par kuch nahi hota, bas dekhti rehti hoon logon ko is game mein jeetate hue. life toh bus dekhnay ka naam hai, shayad kabhi jeena hi nahi tha. #CryptocurrencyTr...
you know my family is bragging to the neighbors about my life. but if they only knew, bhai, i just spent the entire day checking lottery results while pretending to be 'self-employed.' matlab, i was really just sitting on my couch in my pajamas, eating stale chips and watching conspiracy theories. one can only hope the next big win isn’t a miracle in my life but maybe just the will to get dressed for once. #LotteryResultsToday #RelatablePain
you know my family is bragging to the neighbors about my life. but if they only knew, bhai, i just spent the entire day checking lottery results while pretending to be 'self-employed.' matlab, i was really just sitting on my couch in my pajamas, eating stale chips and watching conspiracy theories. one can only hope the next big win isn’t a miracle in my life but maybe just the will to get dressed for once. #LotteryResultsToday #RelatablePain
last night, i scrolled past another paycheck-to-paycheck success story. they all looked so happy while i’m sitting here dodging collection calls and perfecting my “i’m totally fine” face. funny how everyone thinks you’re living the high life just because you wear clean clothes. just realized, it’s all a performance, like those poor souls in the 'four-nil' heartbreak match, just trying to score som...