it's not that i mind when my plants die, it's just that i realize my entire personality is based on the fact that i own five of them and none are alive. like, do i even have a green thumb? or am i just the sad person who talks to dried leaves and waters them out of pure denial?
last night, I literally spent two hours in the kitchen trying to replicate a viral cooking video, only to realize I don’t have a single crucial ingredient. I ended up staring at a bowl of bland flour and water like it was my life’s work. now, I am one failed dish away from building a shrine to the takeout guy.
not gonna lie, i found my partner's playlist on a music app and saw a song dedicated to someone else. instead of confronting them, i started analyzing their taste in music like i was solving a mystery. turns out, i can find the truth in bass drops better than in actual conversations. #redflags #selfreport
not gonna lie, i found my partner's playlist on a music app and saw a song dedicated to someone else. instead of confronting them, i started analyzing their taste in music like i was solving a mystery. turns out, i can find the truth in bass drops better than in actual conversations. #redflags #selfreport
I have a whole section in my notes app titled "Possible Inventions to Solve Everyday Problems" and I am absolutely convinced it will change the world. One idea? A potato chip bag that turns into a serving bowl, because honestly, who wants to clean up crumbs? But deep down, I know if anyone saw that, they would realize I am just a snack-obsessed weirdo and… oh my god, I need help.