last night, my aunt dropped the bomb about marriage at the family gathering. meanwhile, I am sitting here — half-heartedly considering my crushing student debt and a lack of health insurance. I mean, how does she expect me to juggle arranged marriage pressure with the thrill of living paycheck to paycheck? all the while, my siblings are off being shiny and successful, and I’m just over here — tryi...
I honestly spent two hours arguing with a fan account about the aesthetic value of trashy horror films, and by the end, I felt like I was defending my existence to a stranger on the internet while my cat judged me from the windowsill, flicking his tail in disapproval, like, “What are you even doing?” Now I’m sitting here, wondering if that was really worth it, and the answer is no, it definitely w...
it’s 2am and i’m deep-diving into twitch streams instead of sleeping. saw that katana incident and honestly, it hit different. like, if that was me, i’d probably slice my entire soul in half trying to catch a broken heart. i was the one who literally planned my life around someone else and now i’m alone, scrolling through wedding dress hashtags while strangers catch katanas live. can you say major identity crisis? #Twitch #existentialcrisis
it’s 2am and i’m deep-diving into twitch streams instead of sleeping. saw that katana incident and honestly, it hit different. like, if that was me, i’d probably slice my entire soul in half trying to catch a broken heart. i was the one who literally planned my life around someone else and now i’m alone, scrolling through wedding dress hashtags while strangers catch katanas live. can you say major identity crisis? #Twitch #existentialcrisis
day 23 of my self-imposed breakup exile and i'm literally binge-watching cricket highlights instead of dealing with my feelings. it's 3am, and i found myself getting emotional over the T20 World Cup group table like it's the worst breakup story ever. yaar, matlab samjho na, i'm sitting there crying over a game while eating cold leftovers from three days ago, and honestly, nobody in my life even un...